Jingle Bells with a TWIST by: Kelly Watts

Hey Everyone,
I HAD to share this with yall! It is cracking me up so I hope you enjoy it as much as I am! Kelly is a dear friend of ours and so much fun, as you will be able to tell!

Jingle Bells 2009
(please sing aloud)

Lyrics adapted by Kelly Watts, a Mom with two kids under two)

Dashing through the house
Three curlers in my hair
O’er the toys I go
And Noah’s baby bear
Knocking at the door
Still in my underwear
Just drop that parcel at the door
And save that scary stare

Oh, jingle bells, burning toast
Laundry’s here to stay
Oh what fun it is to go
To Starbucks every day
Jingle bells, juicy spills
Stickies everywhere
Oh, what fun it is to not
Have a min-ute to spare

Dishes piling up
Where is my Cascade?
Oh what fun for me
If I could hire a maid
Diapers need a change
Wipes I cannot find
Food burning on the range
Follow that be-HIND!

Oh, jingle bells, tattle-tales
Squishy cheer-i-os
Oh, what fun it is to see
Gerber food on newly painted toes
Jingle bells, what’s that smell
Coming from the room?
A diaper I forgot to chunk
Last Sunday afternoon

Makeup on one eye
Lipstick, what is that?
Baby chewing on
Daddy’s baseball hat
Markers, oh, no, NO!
Not Mommy’s new white shirt,
Handprints on the fridge
Wet with outside dirt

Jingle bells, it’s okay
This won’t be every day
Babies grow up too fast
And soon they’ll be on their way
Jingle bells, sweet lotion smells
Snuggles on my chest
This very messy, unpro-duc-tive
Christmas is the best